Remember when I grossed you out with the Storchen restaurant story?

It seems that the idiots activists at PETA have asked Ben and Jerry’s to do the same. Yes, PETA wants B&J to use mothers milk for ice cream. Further proof that they are ‘tards.

I will drink mothers milk when PETA provides me with a board member who has survived without animal research.

That means:

• no asprin
• no penicillin
• no western medicine developed before 1995
• no immunizations
• certainly no fertility treatments
• no birth control
  

How about… no fucking way?

From their press release:

“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.”

So, I mentioned PETA. Y’all happy now?

I’m making everyone schnitzel for dinner, we’re celebrating tonight.