Okay PETA, it Worked, I mentioned You

09.24.08


Remember when I grossed you out with the Storchen restaurant story?

It seems that the idiots activists at PETA have asked Ben and Jerry’s to do the same. Yes, PETA wants B&J to use mothers milk for ice cream. Further proof that they are ‘tards.

I will drink mothers milk when PETA provides me with a board member who has survived without animal research.

That means:

  • no asprin
  • no penicillin
  • no western medicine developed before 1995
  • no immunizations
  • certainly no fertility treatments
  • no birth control

How about… no fucking way?

From their press release:

“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.”

So, I mentioned PETA. Y’all happy now?

I’m making everyone schnitzel for dinner, we’re celebrating tonight.

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8 responses to “Okay PETA, it Worked, I mentioned You”

  1. googiebaba says:

    I’m beginning to think there is something wrong with me because everybody else seems to think drinking another woman’s breast milk is a good idea. But I think its skeevy.

  2. If it makes you feel any better, I think it’s weird, too, googiebaba. Eww.. just.. eww.

    I used to be vegan for 7 years*, too, and I think PETA is nuts. I always have. They use the worst tactics for getting their “message” across. So stupid.

    *Am not vegan anymore.. not even close. I loves me some chicken! MmmMM.

  3. Anna Lefler says:

    Can I get another big-time EEEUUUWWW? WTF? There’s a (big) part of me that’s hoping you made this up. Please tell me you made this up.

    Oh, and thank you for saying ‘tard.

  4. swarnima says:

    wow..ive been vegetarian all my life ad even im grossed out. PETA is a bit too extreme for me..I used to be a member and all..but dumping blood over people and telling everyone what cows milk is really made of..hm..not my thing really.

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