Okay PETA, it Worked, I mentioned You

Remember when I grossed you out with the Storchen restaurant story?

It seems that the idiots activists at PETA have asked Ben and Jerry’s to do the same. Yes, PETA wants B&J to use mothers milk for ice cream. Further proof that they are ‘tards.

I will drink mothers milk when PETA provides me with a board member who has survived without animal research.

That means:

  • no asprin
  • no penicillin
  • no western medicine developed before 1995
  • no immunizations
  • certainly no fertility treatments
  • no birth control

How about… no fucking way?

From their press release:

“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.”

So, I mentioned PETA. Y’all happy now?

I’m making everyone schnitzel for dinner, we’re celebrating tonight.

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  1. I’m beginning to think there is something wrong with me because everybody else seems to think drinking another woman’s breast milk is a good idea. But I think its skeevy.

  2. If it makes you feel any better, I think it’s weird, too, googiebaba. Eww.. just.. eww.

    I used to be vegan for 7 years*, too, and I think PETA is nuts. I always have. They use the worst tactics for getting their “message” across. So stupid.

    *Am not vegan anymore.. not even close. I loves me some chicken! MmmMM.

  3. Can I get another big-time EEEUUUWWW? WTF? There’s a (big) part of me that’s hoping you made this up. Please tell me you made this up.

    Oh, and thank you for saying ‘tard.

  4. gag me….

  5. wow..ive been vegetarian all my life ad even im grossed out. PETA is a bit too extreme for me..I used to be a member and all..but dumping blood over people and telling everyone what cows milk is really made of..hm..not my thing really.

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