If you’re a Jew you intrinsically know the import of the Shabbat Goy. The Shabbat Goy buys your dog for a dollar and a handshake so that it can continue living in your home and eating traif. The Shabbat Goy, for another dollar, will buy all your Chametz before Pesach and sell it back to
It’s almost 10 and a little drizzly here in Los Angeles. My coffee is hot and my son sits shivering in front of the new Playstation we gave them for Chanukkah. My daughter and my husband sleep late and in a few moments I’ll wake them and ask them to get out of bed. I
All on the same night?
DAD: So Morgan is telling me you write stuff I’m not supposed to read. ME: No, you can totally read it, it’s just heavy on the V word DAD: Huh? ME: Vagina…
As I lay in bed this morning I felt little feet and soft skin pressed against my calves, and some not so quiet whispering. “But Dad, won’t you ground me?” Alexander asked. “No, I’ll buy you a present.” There was a long pause while my boys both let the news sink in. “If you ever