Dear Little League Mom

Last week, remember that moment when you thought no one was looking? Remember when you flipped your teenage daughter the bird and muttered under your breath that she was acting like a bitch?

Remember that?

I do. It made you a little more likable.

Your daughter? Eh, she was a bit snotty, but nothing that’s going to make the world hate her. You keep on her and she’ll be fine, good even.

We all have our moments, and darlin’, I’ve got your back. I saw nothing.

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