Porn Stars And Ass Waxing

One of the best parts of living in Los Angeles is that we have all the media here. By media, I think we all know that I mean porn.

As I’m waiting for my leg waxing, I cannot help but listen to the porn star as she tries to convince the 50 something career woman to get her “ass waxed”.

Both women had implants the size of icebox watermelons, not an ounce of cellulite, puppet like upper lips and frozen foreheads. Their conversation quickly moved to bleaching the anus and nipple inserts. They then realized they had the same financial planner.

And I just sat there thinking Oh my gawd, women will do anything to get laid.

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  • It’s the anal bleaching that really boggles my mind. Because, really? What?

  • nipple inserts ??

  • i’m so glad i live shelteredly in michigan. the only thing i have to listen to women talk about is who paid more for their prada bags and do they want a full c cup or just go for the d.

  • Nipple inserts? Oh my holy hell… wow!

  • When I saw “ass-waxing,” I assumed it would be a guy. Wow, you really do learn something every day!

  • Aw, come on ladies. Nothing like a nice anal bleaching to increase libido :)

  • Holy snap, yo! Nipple inserts? Scary. I like my boobs natural, thanks ever so. ;p

  • You sure it’s about getting laid?

  • I’ve not heard of nipple inserts. And I’m not so sure I want to google down that road. Everything else, I’ve been schooled on…ah but there is always something new.

  • Oh, you and your link-baiting post titles! You are a shameless hussy! (mwah.)

  • sherri haymond

    i just googled “nipple inserts.” i had no idea there are women out there who are striving for permanent nipple-itis! i guess if i were a porn star…

    but the ass-waxing – doesn’t that just come with a brazilian?

  • Anal bleaching? I am totally freaked out. LMFAO!!!

  • You had me at the title!! Too freakin’ funny. Why would one bleach their ass? Who is looking?

  • sam

    I don’t need the full wax personally, just a little crack and sack.

  • Jessica

    Sam I just fell out of my chair

  • holly

    Ok. I want my ass bleached, because after pregnancy. The place around your asshole, gets dark! And it looks dirty. :( So yeah, I would bleach around my asshole for sure.

  • ericaH

    How funny!!! when I moved up here from San Diego I heard a similar conversation in the nail salon and I couldn’t help but lmao!!!! and I couldn’t wait to tell my best friend what I heard!!! ha ha

    ericaH

  • Social

    Hilarious!  Ironically, my BF used to live in LA and told me similar stories he’d hear in elevators and other seemingly “normal” places!

  • Kyliedelgado

    Ok – am I missing something here? What the F*%# is a “nipple insert”? Are you KIDDING me? Marilyn Monroe used to sew little buttons in her bra to giver her that “tits a bit nipply outside today, isn’t it?” look. Who wants to be walking around with their girls on high beam all day? Not me. Because people would actually see where my boobs nipples (post children) are actually located now.

  • Todd

    Fun and funny post. Love reading this stuff.