Porn Stars And Ass Waxing

One of the best parts of living in Los Angeles is that we have all the media here. By media, I think we all know that I mean porn.

As I’m waiting for my leg waxing, I cannot help but listen to the porn star as she tries to convince the 50 something career woman to get her “ass waxed”.

Both women had implants the size of icebox watermelons, not an ounce of cellulite, puppet like upper lips and frozen foreheads. Their conversation quickly moved to bleaching the anus and nipple inserts. They then realized they had the same financial planner.

And I just sat there thinking Oh my gawd, women will do anything to get laid.

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