Why I’m Against Gay Marriage

I was on the phone last night with my friend Rose who sells stuff on eBay and… well, I’ll just share our conversation with you, and you’ll see why it’s so important to uphold Prop 8 and make sure gays can not ever marry. ROSE: It’s amazing, almost all of my customers are gay men. It’s like they’re the only ones who have any money left. ME: It’s a deep recession. Maybe even a depression. ROSE: But the men have the money. I guess it’s because they don’t have kids. …

Will You Be At BlogHer In Chicago?

I will. I’ve got to admit, I’m a little intimidated by the size and scope of it. The conference looks interesting, and I’m excited to meet people who have given me windows into their lives. I wouldn’t begin to list them, lest I leave someone off the list. Which brings me to this. I’m going to the Social Luxe Lounge, Bowl Her and the people’s party. They seem inclusive and I’m looking forward to meeting folks. Of course my phone has been ringing for the past three days with, “Were …

Food

Rules: Sit your ass down to eat. No, you may not eat anywhere but at a table, with a plate. No, not even if your mom lets you at your house. I make one meal, it’s always good. If the food is better at your house, please eat there. Chew with your mouth shut, I get nauseous watching you. Say please and thank you, just always. If your parents haven’t taught you to eat with a fork and knife I will teach you, but I will resent the hell out …