Friday Confession: That’s Not What He Means

09.4.09


My Australian friend Ian is ridiculously charming and polite. Oftentimes after I’ve spoken he’ll say, “Jessica, you’re a breath of fresh air.”

I’m fairly certain that in American English that translates to, “Jessica, do you think you could shut the fuck up?”

I confess every Friday, but you can buy the book.

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2 responses to “Friday Confession: That’s Not What He Means”

  1. annie says:

    Uber frankness is what some of us find refreshing.

  2. Zoey says:

    As an Australian that is definitely not what he means!

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