Overheard: Anal Fissures:: NSFW
On the telephone.
SALLY: Hiya Jess
ME: Hey. Weren’t we supposed to have lunch?
SALLY: We were but I got busy with Mandy. [Mandy is a mutual friends who defines WASP. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen her sneeze without first excusing herself to the bathroom]
ME: Mandy didn’t tell me anything was wrong.
a beat goes by
ME: Ack! Is she having plastic surgery? OhMyFuckingGoodness I thought she’d had a brow lift last year and…Read More »Overheard: Anal Fissures:: NSFW