Last night I dreamed that my family showed up at my house at 1pm looking for Thanksgiving Dinner.

I ran to the store, bought crummy (non organic mass farmed) turkeys, jammed butter under their skins and made yams from cans. I tried to wash my hands but I was out of soap. In my dream, my family thought the meal was good. This series of events is an impossibility in more ways than you’d ever imagine.

I woke up sweating and upset.

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  1. This is why God invented Whole Foods. Open wallet, fork out cash, buy organic, fully prepared holiday meal.

  2. Calm down, stressed out friend! There are WEEKs to go before Thanksgiving, thank goodness. By the way, you can always eat out, like I’m going to…

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