Dream

11.8.09

Last night I dreamed that my family showed up at my house at 1pm looking for Thanksgiving Dinner.

I ran to the store, bought crummy (non organic mass farmed) turkeys, jammed butter under their skins and made yams from cans. I tried to wash my hands but I was out of soap. In my dream, my family thought the meal was good. This series of events is an impossibility in more ways than you’d ever imagine.

I woke up sweating and upset.

  • http://thekitchwitch.blogspot.com TheKitchenWitch

    This is why God invented Whole Foods. Open wallet, fork out cash, buy organic, fully prepared holiday meal.

  • http://www.MarVistaMom.com Sarah Auerswald

    Calm down, stressed out friend! There are WEEKs to go before Thanksgiving, thank goodness. By the way, you can always eat out, like I’m going to…