I got a phone call from New York. Someone at the corporate offices is helping me with the iPhone. They have agreed to the help as much as they can, and it seems there was a misunderstanding.
Apparently there is a manager on duty (oh gee what a surprise), apparently there is a head of security (another revelation) and though the General Manager and the guys from corporate were incredibly kind and contrite, the Sheraton Universal has a lot of work to do. According to the General Manager they lined up the valets and the banquet servers (I dunno why?) and called “Andy Garcia’s” cell phone number hoping for a ring. If that did happen I sure do thank them for trying, and had anyone called me to let me know (a two minute process) I would have been satisfied. Of course we all know that didn’t happen.
I hear everyone’s atwitter about Nestle now. I tried to warn them, there’s no calling things off now.