La Quinta Resort & Club: Review and Recommendations

10.7.10

The main courtyard at La Quinta Resort & Club

This summer the folks at La Quinta Resort and Club hosted my family for a two night stay. That’s right, La Quinta in the summer. I know what you’re thinking: Jessica you must be crazy, why would you go to the desert when it’s 110 degrees?

Because they actually love me. Even though I never ever go to the desert when it’s that hot out it was a fabulous trip. Although winter is the high season, I’m going to stop avoiding the desert in the summer.

If you’re driving from Los Angeles to the Desert Cities, La Quinta is tucked away seemingly in a corner behind Highway 111 and nestled into the mountains. Driving in (for us at dusk) you pass through the endless rows of strip malls, turn into a largely residential section of town, and then disappear into the sprawling resort. When you drive in rows of stout palm trees greet you like a row of bellmen from a Hollywood Classic movie. The resort itself is full of Hollywood history, as the desert has always been our playground.

Speaking of bellmen, I’d driven out on a Friday afternoon, taking the children and Junior straight from school. So when we got out of the car we got the cheeriest bellman I think I’ve ever met. I checked in, and he took ourĀ  the kids for a ride in an electric cart. Since the resort is so large (and there is parking everywhere) this is the best way to check in. Junior and I hopped in the car and our bellman drove us to a parking area close to our rooms. When I parked we opened the trunk of the car so he could get the luggage out and lo and behold there was pink slime all over the trunk of my car.

Pink Slime.

In addition to entertaining my children, carrying my luggage, and watering my dog, he got the pink slime out of the car. I muttered something about “doing it later.” And he cheerfully replied, “I’ve got an eight year old and a ten year old at home. If you don’t get this out now it’s going to be all over everything.” Handful by disgusting handful he scooped the slime out of the trunk of car. And he smiled, “My kids do stuff like this all the time.” Which was great, because the pink slime had me fresh out of smiles.

Grapefruit Trees at La Quinta Resort and Club

We walked down a path of Grapefruit trees to get to our rooms. The trees were heavy with bright green and over sized fruit, and I was thinking, “oh I want to be here when the fruits are ripe.” Not so much because I want to eat the fresh grapefruit (I do), but because I want to walk through rows and rows of ripe citrus, I just want to know what that feels like to wander through groves of obscenely large citrus. I hear that the citrus is shared among the staff, and placed in gift baskets.

We got to our rooms, which opened up to a nice pool. To be fair just about every room there opens up to a nice pool, there are 42 pools and they are all at 83-84 degrees, which will cool you off on a 100+ degree day, but it’s also just right at night. We never had a huge amount of people in our pool, there were a few moments were a couple wasn’t super excited about sharing it with kids, but they gathered their stuff and walked to the pool next to us. Yes, there are side by side pools. Officially the resort has one pool that’s designated adults only, unofficially people seem to find their tribes.

La Quinta Pools Everywhere

The kids, Junior and I checked out the room. Junior was delighted with his dog bed, and the kids were dazzled by the swans and lollipops. They make these fabulous swans out of towels, and decorate them with the tiniest Chilis. On the bedside you’ll get a note about the chili and how it’s good luck, and it’s a regional thing. Very sweet, very welcoming. It will keep your kids busy long enough for you to unpack the underwear, but not long enough to keep them from jumping on the beds.

Dogs are welcome at La Quinta

Junior enjoys a big bed

The swans made of towels absolutely delighted my kids

I was very happy with our rooms. In keeping with the general HUGENESS of the resort, the rooms were spacious and bright. I love this. One of the reasons I don’t enjoy hotel stays is that being in the rooms can feel like you’re in a tight and cramped office. Not the case here, there was a beautiful fireplace in the King room, and the kids room had two queens and a few extra feet of play area. The bathrooms are massive, but not brand new, this is good. They are traditional over sized hotel bathrooms with double sinks and tons of drawers. Since the desert has so much golf there are massive closets. I’m sure you could leave your clubs with the concierge, but with a resort that’s set up with your car nearby it sure is nice to just keep them in your room and be on your way.

Chef Michael Vaughn

Chef Michael Vaughn made us some fabulous meals

The kids and I had our first night’s dinner at Twenty6. I have three words for Twenty6 Ah. Maz. Ing. We are there a few times over the course of three days and I cannot recommend it enough. If you check the Twenty6 fan page you’ll get to see pictures of the their chicken wing lollipops. Basically chef Michael Vaughn frenches the chicken drumsticks, flash fries them and then finishes them off on the oven with his hot wing sauce. They were too spicy for the kids, but it’s the first time I’ve eaten chicken wings that were as good as the ones from Hot Wings Cafe. It’s the only time I’ve ever eaten hot wings without having orangey red goo all over my fingers. Alexander stuck to his hamburgers (he’s not an adventurous diner) and Jane shared salads and pastas with me. Everything we had there was good, it was pretty and it was fresh. Dessert at Twenty6 is something special. They have floats (again, I’ll refer you to their facebook fan page) and Chef Vaughn has an off the menu offering of cereal ice cream. The weekend we were there it was Froot Loops, and the ice cream literally tasted like the bottom of the bowl. It was unexpected and delicious AND it confirms for me that fact that most packaged cereal is more appropriate for dessert than for breakfast. Stepping off the soapbox now.

I loved the chicken wing lollipops. Great flavor, no finger licking needed.

Mr. G finally got to us very late in the evening, and we ordered a little room service for him. It was prompt, it was hot, and (like room service everywhere) it was expensive. But the resort was kind enough to comp our room fees, so we figured we’d go crazy. The kids had a late night swim (10pm is late for them) and Mr. G and I sat outside with Junior watching them.

The perfect ending to the day.

nighttime swims

The kids got to take a nighttime swim

The beds at La Quinta are cozy, the rooms are fresh and airy, but there was one little thing that kept me from having a perfect night’s sleep. The ice maker. Heed my warning. If you are staying at La Quinta, and you are a light sleeper like I am turn the ice machine off at night. I don’t know why they’re so loud and rumbly, and I know you’ll be grateful to have tons of ice in the hot desert, but you won’t sleep well until you turn it off.

Actually my kids were snoring, but I turned theirs off too, just in case.

We spent Saturday at the local water park, which is a good, but small and expensive. In retrospect we’d have been better off just hanging out at the resort. I’m not really sure why we went.

Margaritas at Adobe Grill

It was delicious

Saturday night we were treated to dinner at The Adobe Grill. They have indoor and outdoor seating, and had it not been a 90+ degree night the outdoor seating would have been amazing. There’s a beautiful patio with a view of the resort entrance, the mountains (do NOT miss the sunset over the mountains), and the desert valley. When you’re there for the last days of August an air conditioned restaurant is the most beautiful thing you’ll see (unless you are my mother and love the heat).

Fresh Guacamole at Adobe Grill

Three avocados in the guacamole appetizer, feeds six or more

The Adobe Grill is very traditional Mexican fare. We were greeted by a host/owner and our server was chipper. We started with guacamole, which is always best when someone else makes it for you. I know I could do exactly the same thing at home, with exactly the same ingredients, but, like salad, guacamole is best when someone else does the avocado smashing. The chips were very good, and clearly made on site, and according to my mother the Margaritas were pretty darned good too. My family tends to share, so I had nibbles of fish tacos (ask for the fish grilled), steak fajitas and chicken enchiladas. Six of us were absolutely delighted with every bite.

Delicious Fish Tacos

Authentic Fish Tacos

The Adobe Grill is very traditional Mexican food. I’m a total gringa, but I am also an Angelino and we love our Mexican food. In every plate you could taste fresh ingredients. The rice was fluffy and loose the chicken was shredded white meat, the fajitas were flavorful , and the refried beans were the only thing I could have lived without. They were good, but everything else was great.

There are shops at La Quinta with great resort wear, there’s also a Ralph Lauren as well as a Tommy Bahama. Jane and I found a few cute things but we were able to resist, Alexander found the toys too irresistible, and we dropped a few dollars there.

There’s an on site med spa that sells Latisse for $100. If you’re in LA the best you can hope for is $120 plus tax (almost 10%) so when you’re there drop in and pick up some Latisse, I know I did.

Mr. G and the kids played a little tennis. He hit balls with the kids on center court, which was an absolute highlight for Alexander. Also, the pros were able to set up a very competitive match for Mr. G. I know that’s the luck of the draw, but frankly it’s the first time we’ve been particularly lucky with that in a few years.

As an FYI this is the first time I’ve taken Junior to a hotel, and I think I’d like to do it more often. Dogs stay at La Quinta for $50 a visit, not a day, but for a visit. This saved me a bundle with the dogsitting fees, and frankly Junior likes a fluffy bed.

The bed thief

Junior takes up way too much space


Disclosure: La Quinta provided my family with two rooms for two nights, and they picked up the tab for part of our dinner at Adobe Grill. I paid for Junior’s visit and an obscene amount of room service. Apparently laying around a pool makes you hungry.

Doing More Good Than Harm

10.5.10

The Social Media experts are at it again. They’re teaming up with businesses so that they can promote the newest widget/frankenfood/get rich quick scheme.

The Social Media Experts have a lot of press. More than you could ever imagine, they’ve been on the morning talk shows, they’re regularly quoted in the newspapers (both local and national), and they speak at conferences all over the world. Oh they speak, and we listen.

The Experts have webinars for their communities, and they may or may not disclose the relationships behind the edumacation. We might get a trinket, a toy or a gift card for attending their webinar. We might get link love, and really who doesn’t want to grow their site?

At the end of the day ask yourself why you are blogging. If you’re blogging for free stuff, make sure your hourly rate is above the minimum wage. I suspect it isn’t.

If you are blogging to build community, and I hope you are, who is your community? What are you going to ask them to do? Are you going to sell things to your community or sell them ideas?

I’m hoping to sell you on an idea today. Today the idea I’d like you to buy is the idea that we all strive to do more good than harm.

It’s simple to organize a boycott, supporting a non-profit is difficult.

Showing you what bloggers are doing wrong is like shooting fish in a barrel, but pointing out blogs that inspire, entertain, and educate takes more work.

I’d like you all to ask yourselves why you do what you do, and how you can retool it so that we are using social media to do more good than harm.

AdLess

10.1.10

You see that big empty box at the top of the page? The one where a banner ad should go. It’s empty, and it’s not because I don’t have advertisers who would like to be there.

It’s because I’m ad network free now. I’ve decided that banner ads serve little purpose, and the only one making any money was the ad network. I’ve decided that if there’s a product that I adore I’ll find a way to work with them, and I’ll tell you that I adore them.

No one will have to wonder if I really do endorse the businesses on the sidebar.

How long will this last? I’m not sure. I wouldn’t say forever, because I hate hate hate eating huge heaping servings of humble pie.

For now, it’s what works, and if I’m mentioning a product here, or on any other social channel it’s because I believe in them.

Corn Sugar and Moms

10.1.10

My kids know that we don’t eat foods that have High Fructose Corn Syrup in them. My kids know that they are only allowed to eat food with ingredients they can pronounce. Hydro-Metho-Dextro-Ethate foods are not something I’d give my children, or even my dog.

If the corn refiners have their way we’ll have to tell the kids that Corn Sugar is an invented item by the corn refiners. I will have to explain to my children that Corn Sugar means that Corn has been processed in ways that only scientists understand and that those scientists are trying to make that chemical look like food by calling it Corn Sugar.

That is what I’ll do.

We are fat. We are a nation of fatties who subsidize cheap food so that we can stay fat. We, as a species, have survived becuase we store fat so efficiently. We eat when we’re not hungry so that we can survive famine. It doesn’t make us bad people, it makes us adaptable.

Now we need to use our brains so that we can override our basic need to store fat for the famine that isn’t coming. Real food has roots or a mother. A tomato on your plate looks just like it did on the vine, the same goes for grapes, corn, apples, lettuce, beans and legumes. Meat should be fresh, it should be organic, and if you’re really lucky it will come from a trusted rancher.

The Corn Refiners are launching a huge campaign to rename High Fructose Corn Syrup. Moms are smack dab in the middle. Ladies, we do the bulk of the grocery shopping. Take your children with you to the market so that they understand what food should be. Better yet, take them to a farmer’s market where corn comes on an ear, and strawberries are only sold in the summer time.

They will woo you. Mom Central will promote the hell out of them, but I’m asking the Moms to collectively say “no thank you” to processed foods. Your children will thank you, your health insurance will thank you, your waistline will thank you.

Corn Sugar

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The folks over at MomStart.com are who prompted this post. I understand that they had a really flattering phone call with the Corn Refiners, but I want y’all to see who is paying for mom blogs. The content is full of misinformation about sugar and High Fructose Corn Syrup (they’re trying to sell you fruit swimming in it), and on the sidebar you’ll see Healthy Choice (I’d beg to differ), as well as Sugar to prevent Childhood Hunger. You cannot fight Childhood hunger with dessert, it simply doesn’t work that way.

There is no doubt in my mind that this is a lovely blogger. There is no part of me that believes she is anything but a woman who wants to do right by her kids. I also think she represents the middle of the road with blogging. This appears to be a successful blog, with a large audience, and the monetization that we all see (I’m sure there’s stuff I’m missing) on the front page is processed food and dessert.

I love mom bloggers. I love my kids, and I love real food.

How many of you will be able to say no to food processors, both online and at the grocery store?