Jane and a friend got caught passing notes in class.
Their grammar is atrocious, and for that I will punish her.
It seems as though the girls have noticed the boys. Jane was passing notes with the daughter of a very bohemian family, and I’ve decided that I’m going to tap into my conservativeness. In addition to blaming the other child (whose parents are clearly the problem, no?), I’m going to mix myself a gin and tonic, squeeze some lime into it, and suckle on a Xanax. Because really, that’s what any good conservative housewife would do. In. That. Order.