Other Women Would Ask Their Mother Why She Needs a Psychic

09.8.11


Texts from my mother

Moms are funny and mine is no exception. I’m not sure if I told you about the time she bought a house at a seance, or about the time that they brought a healer in to talk to the cat to ask her how she felt. The house was a good house but the cat felt like shit because she was 20 years old and they mercifully put her to sleep some time after that cat chat.

I also won’t tell you about the time that Mom was going to add an angled step to the staircase so the chi wouldn’t flow out the front door. You see, if I told stories like these you’d think my mother was silly. She is not a silly woman.

I thought I would share the stream of text messages that Mom and I most recently had.

As you can see I did not know how to hard boil eggs. I texted Mom and she texted me back with directions. Thanks Mom.

You can also see that Jane sent us to the poorhouse recently with her love of oysters. She loves good food, and my hope for her is that she has an excellent job one day or else grocery shopping will be her nightmare.

The first night we were in Mammoth there was an earthquake. We sure did feel it.

This morning’s text signals a return to her youth. Maybe Mom is looking for a new house, or perhaps she’s gotten tired of taking her dog to the acupuncturist and she needs someone to talk to her? I’m not sure why Mom needs a good psychic but I have a feeling it’s going to be a good story.

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5 responses to “Other Women Would Ask Their Mother Why She Needs a Psychic”

  1. Jane says:

    Are you sure she didn’t mean physic? As in high (or low) colonic?

  2. I love it. This is the purpose of our families, to love us unconditionally and provide us with unending sources of  entertainment. Now , give that woman and hug and find her a psychic!

  3. RobynBradley says:

    OMG. I LOVE your mother! :)

  4. Desi Valentine says:

    My mum is also the place from which good stories come.  I miss her like crazy.  Thanks for the reminder to give her a call!

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