I’m Changing My Email Address

Periodically I change email addresses. My inbox is a beast and I’m unable to find an email from my mother that I actually need. Most of the emails have zero value and I know people think I’m exaggerating when I take to social media to complain about ridiculous PR emails.

This one you really have to see to believe.

Hi Jessica,
I wanted to follow up with you on the following for any upcoming Mother’s Day Gift Guides or stories. Please let me know if this is something of interest to you.

Although not your typical sweater, jewelry, perfume bottle, flowers or a day at the spa that mom’s are used to getting for Mother’s Day, why not be creative this year and show your mom how much you really care by helping to kick her bad habit and make the switch to South Beach Smoke electronic cigarettes. When mom takes a puff of South Beach Smoke’s e-cigs, she’s not exposing herself or anyone else in the family to any of the unhealthy components found in traditional cigarettes, such as carbon monoxide, carcinogens, tobacco, tar or ash.

The brand’s Starter Kit is the perfect way to get her on the right track – containing a premium e-cigarette lithium ion battery, atomizer (creates the vapor), portable wall charger and 6 nicotine cartridges (equal to 120 cigs).

Say goodbye to tar, yellow teeth and bad breath for mom – South Beach Smoke electronic cigarettes are smokeless cigarettes that look just like the real thing and alleviate your nicotine fix, while simultaneously allowing smoker’s to enjoy the same sensation and flavor of exhaling a puff of smoke, but through pure water vapor instead of harmful tobacco.

And unlike traditional cigarettes, mom can now “light up” her South Beach Smoke e-cig wherever and whenever she wants, getting rid of the smell of tobacco cigarettes in your house once and for all!

Please let me know if you need any further information, high-res imagery or would like to request a sample.

Thanks in advance for your consideration!

South Beach Smoke electronic cigarettes
Available at www.SouthBeachSmoke.com
From $29.99 to $159.99.

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    • And, of course I totally meant to miss spell grammar to highlight the issue…sure, of course I did :)

  1. Whoa. So, goodbye tar. Suck on this lithium battery instead. I thought for sure she was going to mention it’s perfect pink design inspired by the Komen Foundation. Puke. 

  2. The hi-res imagery sounds particularly appealing.

  3. Kate

    Wow. I just feel bad for the person forced to pitch this. It’s a hard sell no matter what the pitch.

  4. You know that person in your life that you kinda would like to cut loose, but you don’t have the forthrightness to tell her face to face? Well, have I got a gift suggestion for you! The South Beach Diet Cigarette sends the message you don’t have the guts to say yourself! Buy now, save on shipping.

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