The End is Purple

I swore I’d never write about a Kardashian. William wants me to write about them because he wants to believe they are relevant, they are not. Today Tony sent me this And you absolutely MUST watch it or your life won’t be complete. My question is this, what’s the Facebook protocol on sharing? Since Tony didn’t have it on his wall I couldn’t click to share so it would automatically say “Via Tony Onorati”. Should I have tagged him in Facebook post? Also, if your name isn’t Tony you won’t …

While Mr. G was at the Office I Brainwashed Our Son

“Mom doesn’t just sit and type you know. She types in the morning and then she makes us food and gets our clothes and buys us things and makes dinner and today she drove us everywhere.” He was petting the cat and smiling at me, like we won something.

“Mom doesn’t just sit and type you know. She types in the morning and then she makes us food and gets our clothes and buys us things and makes dinner and today she drove us everywhere.” He was petting the cat and smiling at me, like we won something.

Fifty Shades of Grey and Why I’m Going to get Kicked Out of Book Club

My book club is reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Everyone I know on Facebook and Goodreads is reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Months ago one of the Pocahontas‘ suggested I read it and I dutifully walked into Barnes and Noble only to find that it was backordered. And then I realized it was mom porn. I’m trying to figure out what the hell mom porn is. Is it a whole book full of husbands who take out the trash, play with the kids and then get bonus checks? Maybe mom porn …

It Sounds Like You Live With a Teenager

I’m reaching for my hairbrush and it’s not where it’s supposed to be. I scan the counter and see nothing so I yell Jane, where’s my hairbrush. She typically walks in, shrugs and then walks away. Next I’m standing in her bedroom which is littered with expensive clothing that she routinely leaves on the floor to be trampled and I spy my hairbrush on her desk. I know it will be on her desk because the desk is where she does hair and nails, the bed is where she does …