A Conversation With My Kids
I’m driving to Jane’s school in the evening so she can practice baseketball and Alexander and I have brought computers with us so we can work and do homework.
JANE: During spring break they reset the firewall at school and now I can’t get to any of the sites that I need.
ME: Oh no, that’s terrible. Will I be able to get to my site?
JANE: No.
ME: How do you know?
JANE: I’m sure they blocked it.
ME: That’s probably good but how do you know? You don’t read my site.
JANE: No. I don’t.
ME: Then how do you know it’s blocked?
JANE: Because it probably has too much cursing.
ME: I don’t know that I curse that much on my site.
JANE AND ALEXANDER: We think you do.
ME: But you guys said you don’t read my site?
ALEXANDER: You’re our Mom. We think we know what you’re saying over there.
JANE: Yeah, we’re making educated guesses.