Okay, it’s not really a secret any longer.
I’m taking the kids to their first Sunset Strip Concert this week. The Jonas Brothers will play to a small audience (77 kids) but you can actually (virtually) be there with us.
On November 16th at exactly 3pm you’ll be able to watch along, pick your camera angle, win stuff and send text messages to the Jonas Brothers.
How did I get the VIP tickets for my kids? Just lucky I guess. American Eagle is sending a bunch of kids and they’re smart about it too. We (mommies) will be a captive audience while they tell us about their 77 kids line, where the clothes are guaranteed to be outgrown before they wear out. Good timing in a horrendous economy.
In any event, I’m looking forward to it, the kids are looking forward to it and if you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer them.
I plan on a big Jo Bro post after the fact. I should be able to get really close with the camera too!
You see, Jo is a bit of a martyr. Not because she beats her chest and talks about her difficult days, but because she grew up in a small town in Kansas and married a man with a Kosher Dairy kitchen.
For those of you unfamiliar with the rules of Kashrut, that means there are no meat products or byproducts in the house. None. Except fish, cuz ya know, fish isn’t meat (doesn’t matter a bit though cuz no one wants to eat it unless they’re dying). Yes, dear goyim, I understand that fish has flesh and a nervous system, that it isn’t a plant, but fish isn’t meat. Please don’t interrupt the laws of Kashrut with logic, the rabbis have bickered about this for many millennium. (more…)
It’s a relatively new blog so y’all haven’t had a chance to see one of the funniest people I know.
My Mother.
Today we had a quick bite at Nate and Al’s. It was awesome sitting next to the dick who was complaining about how his wife wanted a ton of money for rent. Divorce is hard. I know. I marveled that his $50,000 Cartier Pasha had both a moonphase dial and a diamond crusted bezel. It must be hard, because if he could afford her rent he could’a shoved some diamonds up his ass all over the 18 karat gold band as well.
I digress
Our waitress was having a day. It was awesome when we asked her if the roast beef was rare and she just walked off. After we flagged her down she rolled her eyes and took our order.
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