Thank you for your service.
M.E.Inc… FYI MeMe Roth and I have a project. It’s genius. Want it? Double dog dare you jump in bed with us. No worries, no fleas.
Lost my tennis match horribly. Sucked but had so much fun. Also, WTF with wanting government subsidized childcare. Does no one plan to raise their own fucking kids?
At last night’s board meeting I asked the board why we give trophies to every child. What happened to a trophy for 1st place, a smaller trophy for second place and medals for third place? Anyone ever heard the term false praise? The response, of course, was, “You go and tell the 6 year olds
I just bought this sweater for my husband. Since you asked so nicely, it was $148. Yeah, it was $390 retail (sounds similar, no?) Gilt Group now has men’s clothing and accessories too. Want an invitation to shop there? Email me or just click here , it’s so swanky you need