Jessica Gottlieb Articles

Recently one of the Moms was offered a paid blogging gig and asked the group how much money they make blogging for pay. You could almost hear the hush in the virtual room.

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I’m making ribs tonight.

Pork ribs, just like someone else’s momma used to make. Cuz we sure as shit never ate pork that wasn’t in a chinese take out box.

The recipe is from over there —->

Do me a favor, will ya? Go and check out my last post at The Zaz Report. It’s really quite clever (if I don’t say so myself) and leave a comment, will ya?

7 years.

267 cracked toenails.

1,900 eye patches.

2.252 nights spent with bunny rabbit.

2 surgeries.

3 ER visits and only one was Mommy’s fault.

2 years of school, both of them wonderful.

2 summers of camp.

2,282 goodnight kisses.

Immeasurable love.

Not to speak of out of turn but Beth Blecherman has crowned me geek for a day. A day? Who’s she kidding? I think in HTML. I don’t know code or java, flash or CSS but I do know that href tags need to be closed with </a>.

I wonder what the crown looks like and if I could extend my geekiness for a few extra days?

Because ya know, getting crowned and all is kinda hawt.

69 As a 1930s wife, I am Superior Take the test!

Meanwhile I blame Dick for this abomination.

The LA Mommy Bloggers couldn’t wait for their formal launch party in September and someone who rhymes with SoCalMom (Yeah I get no privacy so either do you) suggested a less formal get together. Because I can’t hold my liquor and don’t want a DUI I’m a giver I volunteered my home.

It dawned on my this morning that I invited a dozen women to my home. None of whom I’ve ever met. If you are not in possession of a set of ovaries you really don’t know what this all means.

I have to remodel my home.

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What have I done?

I thought I’d use this domain as sort of a hub where I could sent you around the Web to read my contributions elsewhere.

Then I realized that I own it and this belongs to me and y’all are clearly dying for a pearl of wisdom.

I’m up at the LA Moms Blog talking about headlice and cursing and I’m considering making this a real home for my pointless ramblings.