Huggies Helps Your Kids Stay In Diapers Until They’re Teenagers

When kids feel wet and uncomfortable they start to potty train. With Huggies new TweetPee you can get a mobile notification every time your kid pisses. This is awesome for a number of reasons: You don’t have to actually touch your kid or pay attention to them to find out that a diaper is wet Those diapers that are supposed to keep your kid dry for more than one urine event can get replaced two or three times as quickly as before. More time with a cell phone! Bonus! Electronics, …

Sometimes My Inbox Leaves Me Speechless

I wasn’t sure how to deal with this particular bit of email so I thought I’d share it with y’all without commentary. Or maybe with commentary… I really haven’t decided yet… Anyhow this is from my inbox, unedited except to remove phone numbers. What can you possibly say to someone who sees the world this way? Jessica Gottlieb re: Story idea. Dear Jessica, Last week, a columnist at TheHill.com wrote an open letter to Matt Drudge asking him to stop reporting stories involving racial violence. As the mother of a …

More About the Tail and The Mangy Dog

Seth Godin has written about not letting the tail wag the dog. In lots and lots of words he says that all this social media is useless without a good product. Seth is absolutely correct. On a social media level I think Zappos fails. I hate that they say their CEO reads everything, yet any idiot knows he’s not reading it all. Here’s how every email starts: Hello, Thank you for emailing Tony. Although Tony receives over 2,000 emails a day and doesn’t have time to respond to all of …

Why I’m Against Gay Marriage

I was on the phone last night with my friend Rose who sells stuff on eBay and… well, I’ll just share our conversation with you, and you’ll see why it’s so important to uphold Prop 8 and make sure gays can not ever marry. ROSE: It’s amazing, almost all of my customers are gay men. It’s like they’re the only ones who have any money left. ME: It’s a deep recession. Maybe even a depression. ROSE: But the men have the money. I guess it’s because they don’t have kids. …