About eight years ago I was pregnant with Alexander and Jane was two. I was 30 years old, caring for a toddler, basically a happy woman, but I could smell everything. My heightened sense of smell left me a little grumbly. I had a Ford Explorer at the time, and it needed some sort of […]
By all accounts this is not a young woman
Which one will it be.
A. The time I kept the Pep Boys Manager trapped in my car
B. The real story behind ______’s pregnancy.
Several years ago I was in the shower, shampoo in my hair and Alexander (who admittedly had a small vocabulary at the time) opened the shower door and said, “Ya gotta make me breakfast!”
I remember being nice to him with my words, but inside my head I was thinking The Fuck I Do!
A few […]