The Poor Kid That Got Samuel Adams

Alexander is in the 5th grade and in the fifth grade you study the Revolutionary War. I studied the Revolutionary War in 5th grade and did a report on Nathan Hale who I referred to as Nathaniel Hale for a good long time because I knew Nathaniels and no Nathans. I remember little about my studies except that Hale supposedly said: I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. Which I thought was a load of shit. At age ten I was pretty sure that …