ME: Hey Alexander. Look at this great vacation my friend is taking in Jamaica. We look together at Kris’ Instagram stream ALEXANDER: Where is that? ME: Jamaica ALEXANDER: Isn’t Jamaica dangerous? ME: Not in resorts it’s not. ALEXANDER: But resorts are boring. ME: You liked Costa Rica. ALEXANDER:
The house is now as dirty as my hair. I’ve sharpened my knives because Alexander requires endless amounts of fruit. He has a sweet tooth and just today ate a pint of strawberries, a pint of blueberries, half a small watermelon and then all his regular food. He just sort of sits down and inhales
Jane used to love soccer. These days Jane likes soccer. I think after having experienced volleyball she’s decided that it’s a lot of fun to play a sport where people don’t knock you over, pull your hair, whisper “bitch” in your ear and slidetackle you arbitrarily. She was going to try out for the soccer
We’ve waited twelve years and three months and for the first time ever we’ve looked our son in the eyes. Plural. They’re aligned. He doesn’t have double vision, a head tilt or dimming vision. Of note: I also didn’t pass out during yesterday’s surgery or recovery… which makes it a very different experience than the
And I’ve effectively thrown both my children under the bus. I do hope there’s a therapist who waits under busses for children.