Dr. Sandeep Kapoor Not Guilty In the Anna Nicole Smith Trial

I wrote this headline ages ago, just hoping it would be true. It’s been a hideous abuse of the law and the court system, and while I’ve been in need of medical attention my fine physician had to defend himself against a ridiculous charge. Not Guilty. Now, Dr. Kapoor, can you please get back into your office? I need a talented Doctor, and no one else will do.