In Case You Were Worried

There was almost a tragedy here. You see there’s this pair of booties that I’d been coveting. Like everything covetable they were ridiculously expensive and teetering into the range of overpriced. So I waited. Then I waited some more. Then Christmas week arrived and they were 40% off at Bloomingdales and I thought about it. Then there was another 20% off and I thought, “Why the hell not?” And a trigger was pulled. Of course by the time they got to be 40% off and then another 20% off on …