Motherhood and Tummy Tucks

Recently the world had a collective tantrum when a mother pretended to us all that she was injecting Botox into the face of her eight year old daughter. There was the anticipated media frenzy as well as a full-fledged social media firestorm condemning the mother, condemning the pageant culture and calling for law enforcement to

New Humiliation

Monday morning I had to go get an eye exam. “When was your last eye exam?” The doctor asked me. “Never.” I replied. “I’m only doing this because the rheumatologist needs it. I see everything.” “and you are forty…” she asked. “Yes.” “Well, in two to three years you’ll probably need glasses, that’s when it