I Always Wear Good Underwear to Sarah’s House

My friend wrote a book about how to be a MILF. Why not? If you’re writing non-fiction you’ve got to be expert in something, why not MILFiness? It’s a fun read and I recommend it in part because it’s a good read and in part because she’s my friend but understand that about a third of the way through the book you’ll start to feel pressure to have good underwear. When Mr. G travels I look homeless. Not like 90’s grunge homeless but like a woman who was just kicked …