I Carry Lollipops at all Times – Updated 12/1

I’m a high maintenance woman but not an overly considerate one. Currently I’m flying over some state I’m unlikely to ever visit perhaps Nebraska or Iowa. It was only¬†because of¬†Facebook that I discovered there is no Bloomingdales in Alabama. Alabama is not a state where a woman like myself would flourish though I think I went through there once in 1991 with a drag queen named Jimmy. Maybe that was Arkansas? In any event after reading the whole Elan the misogynist v Diane in 7D twitter stream I was sad …