That Other Facebook Inbox

When you go to your Facebook private messages there are actually two inboxes. If you’re like me you check the “other” messages about once every two years. Since I have an insane headache and I’m cranky I went ahead and took a look at some of those “other” messages and decided that I’d give people the opportunity to stand behind their words. Here’s a selection from the last 12 months. Behold…  

Apparently There’s a War for My Vagina

  In case you’re reading on a small screen here’s the transcript.   FRIEND: I’m taking off the last week of October for staycation/Halloween. Yes, it’s a big holiday for my people. Do you want to go flying one day that week? ME: Yes! That would be so great. FRIEND: Cool. Just let me know if you want to do Mon, Tues or Fri. Plan on meeting at Santa Monica airport at 10 am if that’s ok. ME: When I’m back in town tomorrow I’ll check dates. What time can we …