All These Relationships

Sunday morning Mr. G left the house at 5.30am to go to work. Yes, it was Father’s Day. Yes, it was Sunday. Yes, he went to work. A better wife would have woken up early with him and made him some coffee and eggs but that’s just not who I am and mercifully it’s not what he wants. When I woke up at 8am there was a text from him saying, “You’ll never believe who is here. Call me right away.” My husband’s script supervisor was the woman who introduced …

Father’s Day Gifts

At nine o’clock this morning I hid a man from my husband. He stood in my kitchen sipping his coffee while the kids woke my husband up, and begged him to take them out for breakfast. Parked in the driveway was a 2011 Jaguar XF. It took me forever to find a car with a silver/grey exterior and a light interior. Apparently we are the only people in California to want a car without a charcoal interior. My husband was surprised and delighted. The man? He was the Jaguar salesman …