A Phone Call You Can’t Make Up: Overheard (another one not for you Mom)

I’m at a soccer clinic, in the bleachers when the phone rings: ME: Hello STACEY: Hi it’s me. ME: Can I call you back? I’m watching the kids. STACEY: Just one quick question. Have you ever put your finger up your vagina? ME: [Howling with laughter] Stacey, this is insane, can I put you on speakerphone? STACEY: No! Please don’t be Jessica the Blogger, please just answer my question. ME: Okay, what’s the question. STACEY: I got really stoned the other night and I couldn’t remember if there was a …