Congratulations Parents: You Just Bought Your Child a Kevlar Suit of Fear

Parents are buying their children bulletproof backpacks. Military fathers are standing guard at their children’s schools.   A man went on the local news with a watch that looks like it’s from a Dick Tracy cartoon and had Marc Klass tell us that it would have saved his daughter’s life. I think that’s a stretch. My friend won’t let her 10 year old son ride his bike around the neighborhood because she’s worried he’s going to be abducted. Another friend won’t let her 14 year old child have sleepovers because …