What happens when you take a German and raise them in England? Double the repression! I’m sorry Dad, but all that lawyering sounds really boring. Maybe Pat would rather work with me? It goes on:
The other night I came to bed with my iPhone. It didn’t seem particularly unusual to my husband since I often stream audiobooks or This American Life and listen to it instead of sports while I go to sleep. It was a cold night, so I turned my back to my husband, cradled the iPhone near my gut and piled on the blankets. “Oh, my stomach hurts.” I groaned to him. And then I pressed this button. And there was a farting sound.