I Taught My Daughter to Park the Car

Technically she’s not old enough to drive it, but I was driving at eleven and she’s plenty tall.¬†At twelve she doesn’t have much good sense but to be perfectly fair I’m 40 and my decision making skills are mediocre at best. So the other day when I needed to move the car out of the driveway and onto the street I tossed Jane the keys and said, “It’s your turn to park the car.” I still have whiplash. She’s really heavy on the brakes and herky jerky on the steering …