Tonight I Met Napoleon at Versailles

I did not cook dinner for my family this evening. Instead I called Versailles and ordered the following: One lemon chicken One steak sandwich One side of rice I then hopped in the Jaguar and made the drive to Encino to fetch our supper. As is typical at 7 pm on a Saturday night the parking lot was jammed. Since I was going to be in the store for three minutes or less I did what many take out customers do. I double parked blocking just two cars. Since the …