Honey, Do You Think I Have A Pretty Vagina?

You know how there’s always that one guy who likes to go to a bar, drink too much and pick a fight with the puny guy in the corner? I’m a little like that. I like to have a second glass of wine and ask my husband a question that will make him squirm. Don’t judge me, I find it entertaining. Last night I said to my husband, “How does my vagina look to you?” He gave me a befuddled look I’m familiar with, and then he started checking out …