I Don’t Know How To Be a Marketer but I Know What NOT to do

I often get emails from marketers where they say I represent CraptasticWebsites.com and they would like to buy a text ad on your site for $50 a month. It’s an SEO game so don’t bother looking at the site, rest assured it’s full of malware, tracking cookies and is of absolutely no interest to your readers. My typical response is, “Thank you so much for thinking of me, it’s not a match.” I leave the door open┬ábecause┬áthe pitches, though inelegant, are quick and to the point, they include the site …