An Epiphany at Yoga

I tried a new yoga class today. It doesn’t fit in my schedule well but I wanted to get to a class with plenty of balance poses and inversions. I got there and this very young very handsome instructor was there. He had the whole Brad Pitt square jaw happening, the perfectly tousled hair, tanned just so for anĀ audition. He looked like every unemployed actor in the city, and he is just young enough that I could have birthed him if a condom broke when I was 19. So I …