I’d Like a Side of Lead With My Muscle Milk

Feeding me is not fun. I’m the first to admit it. I’m difficult. I only¬†occasionally¬†eat meat or dairy products that are conventionally farmed. I’ll eat conventional broccoli and cauliflower but neither lettuce nor apples. I just don’t want a side order of pesticides. I will recoil in horror if you offer me or my children a conventional soy or corn product and I’d rather starve than consume high fructose corn syrup. I accept that I’m a little different and I try to eat out without pushing my wackiness onto other …