Things You Should Not Do In New York City

Eat at the Olive Garden or Sbarro. Hell, you shouldn’t be at either of those places in any city. Travel with me. I brought the blizzard of 2010, the Blizzard of 1996, and the blackout in 2003. If I am traveling to New York City, you should head to Hawaii. Really Sit in the balcony at the Majestic Theatre, it’s too hot up there. Hurry. You’ll miss everything good. Host a tweet up, have a third glass of wine, and commit to a 13.1 mile run with Kai. Shit.