Overheard at Dinner

The CFO: Oh, tell the bakers about your blogs The Bakers: [in unison] Oh, what do you blog about. Me: Anything, everything, maybe you if you’re interesting. Now everyone giggles and watches what they say. Fucking alarmists. And then Husband Baker tried to bring me back into the fold. Because, apparently I’m such a bad Jew that these days the other Jews notice. Grr… I’ll trade them one Shabbat for a molten lava chocolate cake.