If Your Five Year Old Isn’t Pole Dancing Now She’ll Never Be A Featured Dancer

Tammy Morris of Tantra Fitness is teaching five year old girls to pole dance, and group lessons are available for girls ages nine and older. I know you’re worried that your nine year old doesn’t yet know how to pole dance, but based on the names of the classes I think they’ll catch your daughter up pretty quickly. Sexy Flexy Pussycat Dolls (no trademark issues?) Promiscuous Girls Bellylicious It used to be that in order to be the proud parent of a featured dancer you had to be a raging …