Okay PETA, it Worked, I mentioned You

09.24.08

Remember when I grossed you out with the Storchen restaurant story?

It seems that the idiots activists at PETA have asked Ben and Jerry’s to do the same. Yes, PETA wants B&J to use mothers milk for ice cream. Further proof that they are ‘tards.

I will drink mothers milk when PETA provides me with a board member who has survived without animal research.

That means:

  • no asprin
  • no penicillin
  • no western medicine developed before 1995
  • no immunizations
  • certainly no fertility treatments
  • no birth control
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Someone Knock Me Up: My Milk’s Worth a Fortune

09.20.08

Filed under shit I can’t make up, a Swiss restaurant is putting mother’s milk on the menu.

No, I’m not joking, go check it out yourself. The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother’s milk.

Oh, no, wait, has he been shut down by the Swiss Government?

Just know that this guy knows how mother’s milk tastes.

I’m not going to ask how, there are some things I don’t want to know.