Travel Notes from my Son
ME: Hey Alexander. Look at this great vacation my friend is taking in Jamaica. We look together at Kris’ Instagram stream ALEXANDER: Where is that? ME: Jamaica ALEXANDER: Isn’t Jamaica …
Alexander
Solo Parenting Day 3
The house is now as dirty as my hair. I’ve sharpened my knives because Alexander requires endless amounts of fruit. He has a sweet tooth and just today ate a …
Oh Your Mother Never Ripped Her Bra Off at the Dinner Table? You’re So Fancy
Jane used to love soccer. These days Jane likes soccer. I think after having experienced volleyball she’s decided that it’s a lot of fun to play a sport where people …
Twelve Years
We’ve waited twelve years and three months and for the first time ever we’ve looked our son in the eyes. Plural. They’re aligned. He doesn’t have double vision, a head …
This Was Actually Alexander’s Idea
And I’ve effectively thrown both my children under the bus. I do hope there’s a therapist who waits under busses for children.