Travel Notes from my Son
ME: Hey Alexander. Look at this great vacation my friend is taking in Jamaica. We look together at Kris’ Instagram stream ALEXANDER: Where is that? ME: Jamaica ALEXANDER: Isn’t Jamaica …
ME: Hey Alexander. Look at this great vacation my friend is taking in Jamaica. We look together at Kris’ Instagram stream ALEXANDER: Where is that? ME: Jamaica ALEXANDER: Isn’t Jamaica …
The house is now as dirty as my hair. I’ve sharpened my knives because Alexander requires endless amounts of fruit. He has a sweet tooth and just today ate a …
Jane used to love soccer. These days Jane likes soccer. I think after having experienced volleyball she’s decided that it’s a lot of fun to play a sport where people …
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We’ve waited twelve years and three months and for the first time ever we’ve looked our son in the eyes. Plural. They’re aligned. He doesn’t have double vision, a head …
And I’ve effectively thrown both my children under the bus. I do hope there’s a therapist who waits under busses for children.