I Forgot the Safe Word

  Black Eye, Day Six   Thanks to G+ I have the best response ever. When someone asks me what happened to my eye I simply reply, “I forgot the safe word.” Last night it was met with immediate laughter from two girlfriends and confusion from a third. That third girlfriend really isn’t all that … Read more

I Need a Good Story for this One

Friday afternoon I had a little kitchen accident. I won’t bore you with the details because there isn’t a chance in the world that one of the details would make me look smart or competent. This was day three, and I assure you that day four is no better. When you walk around town with … Read more