Relax. Nobody Wants to Steal Your Kids They’re Sort of Annoying

My parents taught me to not answer the telephone and tell people they weren’t home. My parents taught me to look adults in the eye and offer them a firm handshake. We were basically okay. ¬†All of us. Right now my daughter is at the mall with her friends. She has $20 and I told … Read more

Jane Prefers her Wings

Jane was an early walker. She was toddling around my house by nine months, and on first birthday as I prepared food for guests she stood on my dining room table jumping for the¬†chandelier. Jane is an athlete, but she’s not overly competitive, she just wants to play. Jane was happy in motion, and her … Read more