Lost Cars, Hooker Shoes, Botox and Vidcon

I’ve been playing around with video a bit, and yesterday had a long series of small insults. Here are two (super short) videos in lieu of a post.

And also this

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  1. First of all, woman….you look fabulous! Seriously, hush it..First thing I noticed in your car video, was o-m-g Jessica’s hair looks awesome. I did, seriously…

    and I’ve been there, lost the car. I have a white Tahoe. You know how many people drive white Tahoes!

    My friend’s 16 year old son is huge into making You Tube videos. He was dying to go to VidCon. If I would have had the day off, I would have taken him. He has a bazillion followers on You Tube and Twitter.

    A good person to check out on you Tube is Shane Dawson. He’s HUGE on YT. His video editing is FANTASTIC too…

  2. I seriously have those exact same shoes and I love them! Although I don’t call them Hooker Heels. At only 5’3″, I call them my Big Girl Shoes.

    Sorry you lost your car and cried. That sucks.

    @BeingSuper

  3. You want to hear insults – this all happened to me last week –
    1. A friend of my oldest daughter ( 11) asked if I was her grandma.
    2. I told someone at the horse stable that I wanted to ride a big horse because the smaller one was so small and I’m a “big girl” – she said, “What could you weigh, 165?” BTW.. I meant big, as in TALL.
    3. At a party a man asked me, “How old are you?” I told him I was 42. He said, “Yeah.. that’s what I thought. Aren’t you kinda old to have a baby?” My two year old was in my lap.
    I cried. I’m not kidding. I cried and left the party. The hostess apologized, but really.. the last insult was just the capper.
    Jessica.. you look great. Kids do not know how old grown ups are. They think 32 is OLD.
    And my hooker shoes are much more hooker-y. We should have a hooker shoe contest. Only shoes that you actually have worn.

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