Alexander: [wistfully] I wish I had two hamsters so that if I lost one then I’d still have one.
Jane: [pompously and with much eye rolling] Then you’d just have two dead hamsters and Mom would have to buy more.
Husband: Someone should write this all down.
Me: I do.
Husband: But you aren’t blogging at _________ any more.
Me: No, I’m at Jessica Gottlieb dot com.
Husband: You can’t do that!
Oh yes I can.