While being driven from Midway to the dealer (lame I know) I had the following discussion with the porter.
PORTER: What was the matter with the car?
ME: There’s a hazard light on.
PORTER: Oh, I see that. Anything else?
ME: When you open the trunk it falls down on you.
PORTER: Oh, yeah, I know this one does that.
ME: Well it hurts! A lot!
PORTER: [changing the subject] How often do you go to the gym.
ME: [furious] Every day. [wishing I said, “And I can kick your ass too.”]
Wow, just wow.