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Midway Car Rental: Review update complete with skeeviness and sanctions

While being driven from Midway to the dealer (lame I know) I had the following discussion with the porter.

PORTER: What was the matter with the car?

ME: There’s a hazard light on.

PORTER: Oh, I see that. Anything else?

ME: When you open the trunk it falls down on you.

PORTER: Oh, yeah, I know this one does that.

ME: Well it hurts! A lot!

PORTER: [changing the subject] How often do you go to the gym.

ME: [furious] Every day. [wishing I said, “And I can kick your ass too.”]

Wow, just wow.

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