Blogging About the Economy: Round Three

As I write this, it’s late at night and posts one and two have been deleted. The task I was given is to blog the economy. Simple. I’ll tell y’all how I feel about the economy (furious) and how I don’t know what to tell my kids. I sat down to write said post, and … Read more

A Phone Call You Can’t Make Up: Overheard (another one not for you Mom)

I’m at a soccer clinic, in the bleachers when the phone rings: ME: Hello STACEY: Hi it’s me. ME: Can I call you back? I’m watching the kids. STACEY: Just one quick question. Have you ever put your finger up your vagina? ME: [Howling with laughter] Stacey, this is insane, can I put you on … Read more

This Suburban Housewife Has To Break Party Lines: Goodbye Hatred

I can’t do it. I can’t vote for a Presidential team (because that’s what John McCain and Sarah Palin are) that doesn’t have the courage to say, “we’re not going to be hateful.” I can’t bring myself to be a part of the party that would not vote for a man because of his father’s … Read more

Today I Wore Three Pair of Panties: I Wanna Be Barbie (Mom don’t read this one)

This morning I had an appointment with the plastic surgeon Dermatologist. It seems that yet another of my sun spots is actually irregular cells, and the first biopsy called for an additional skin scraping to get the margin clear. In fancy schmancy terms, that means she had to cut me, again. Unfortunately before we could … Read more