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That’s So Jessica*

Last night as I was on my way to see Extract I stopped to fill my car up with gas.

There was a young lady and her friend next to me filling her car up too. I recognized her voice and thought I might know her, so I took a closer look and realized it was Raven.

After staring uncomfortably for a beat too long I said, “Oh shit, I know you because my kids watch you on TV.” And she sorta smiled at me.

“Oh gawd”, I continued, “I sound like my mother, no my Grandmother. Ugh, I drive a station wagon and I just told you that my kids watch you.”

Then we talked about BMW v. Mercedes, the price of gas and why moving to Atlanta is good for kids.

She’s funny, she’s smart and she’s cute, and I’m more than a little jealous that her car doesn’t have blue candy stuck to the back seat.

*Title courtesy of Shawn Norris

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